Slyte Revoke

Arctic Dwarf that is the glue that holds the campaign together.


“Whose the bad-ass Arctic Dwarf that’s a sex machine?”
“Damn Right.”
“I hear that Slyte is a bad MotherFu-”
“Shut your mouth!”
“But I am talking about Slyte.”
“And we can dig it.”
(An unknown artist’s rendering of Slyte. Likely depicting her saving her companions yet again.)


Slyte Revoke came from the Great Glacier to share her awesomeness with the wider realm. Of course, the People of the Ice were devastated to lose Slyte, and her leaving is widely considered the greatest cultural tragedy of the Arctic Dwarfs. In fact, those alive during the Sorrowful Departure (as her leaving is now known), named themselves the Lost Generation, as they felt they had nothing left to contribute to the world. The only reason there was not mass suicide on the Great Glacier after Slyte’s departure was the fact that she promised to return after saving the wider realm through her adventures. Slyte’s primary trait is her humbleness.

Before being imprisoned by a Necromancer (and before killing the an arch mage under that necromancer’s thrall with her bare hands), it is possible that Slyte traveled to other realms through trans-dimensional portals that were created during the Great Conjuncture of the Spheres. Slyte doesn’t speak of these experiences; however, her speech is colored with colloquialisms that make little to no sense in Common. For example, “yippie ki-yay, motherfucker,” and “Only Nixon could go to China.” Further, while in battle, Sylte has been known to sing hymns unknown to this world. For example:

-I’m living’ in that 21st century
Doing something mean to it
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I guess every superhero need her theme music

No one dwarf should have all that power
The clock’s ticking’, I just count the hours
Stop tripping’, I’m tripping’ off the power
(21st century schizoid dwarf)-


-Slyte Revoke
If there’s something strange
In you neighborhood
Who you gonna call
Slyte Revoke
If there’s something weird
And it don’t look good
Who you gonna call
Slyte Revoke

She ain’t afraid of no ghoul
She ain’t afraid of no ghoul

If you’re seeing things
Running through your stead
Who can you call
Slyte Revoke
An invisible man
Sleeping in your bed
Who you gonna call
Slyte Revoke

She ain’t afraid of no ghoul
She ain’t afraid of no ghoul

Who you gonna call
Slyte Revoke
If you’re all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Slyte Revoke-

Perhaps Sylte will explains these strange utterances to her current companions in the future.

Slyte has a Wolfhound named Rufus.
Currently the only thing known about Rufus is that he is (unbelievably) more charismatic and wise than Slyte.

Slyte Revoke

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